A jester unemployed is nobodys fool.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.

Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

To travel is to take a journey into yourself.

After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.

Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would look better.

I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way.

And then he was kissing me like we were both on fire and he was trying to put the flames out, and I kissed him back like an arsonist with a pocketful of matches.

I was going to kiss him, and I was going to regret it. But at that moment, I couldn't bring myself to care.

Sometimes you have to go ‘yippee-ki-yay’ on a person who deserves it.

I always get scared doing a job. To this day, I start every job thinking, I really can't do this. And what I do when I'm insecure is I tighten up. If you work through the night you can do anything.

All I really want - when I pray , I don't really ask for anything. All I want to do is God's will and make the best decisions I can. I don't go out and preach.

Wait, wait. I don't get it.' 'That is because you only have eight functioning brain cells.

Bethlehem was just the beginning. I call Jesus Christ's next appearance, Bethlehem, Act 2. No silent night this time, however. The skies will open, trumpets will blast, and a new kingdom will begin.

A manager's task is to make the strengths of people effective and their weakness irrelevant - and that applies fully as much to the manager's boss as it applies to the manager's subordinates.

We're just very much a plain-vanilla, long-only investment fund.

The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week.