A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

The more we dig this world, the more prisoners we become

Isolated people, those who live alone, are always conscious of their condition in the homes of families.

Unforeseen surprises are the rule in science, not the exception. Remember: Stuff happens.

If it wasn't painfully difficult, you did it wrong!

Know that all healing forces are within, not without! The applications from without are merely to create within a coordinating mental and spiritual force.

You can make the case that slacktivism is important because it makes people feel affiliated to a movement and be part of it, and talk about it.

From a will: And to my communist nephew Oswald, I leave the sum of 10,000 pounds - to be shared equally with his fellow Britishers.

Listen before you draw your battle lines, lest you alienate your allies.

And I must believe that man has the power to know the right, to choose between good and evil and know that his choice has made a difference.

Democrats can have a different version of the line, or they can just say, no, we are the party of international peace and activism, and we're the party that's going to have a civilized capitalism.