[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong

I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.

A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.

Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.

England produces the best fat actors.

Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.

in all the years we spend together, I never once regretted the fact that I had chosen her and that she had chosen me as well.

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

I think certain movies work and that is part of the magic of it all. We can't truly define why something succeeds.

The moment my eyes fell on him, I was content.

The silent painting speaks on the walls and does much good.

Again, I maintain that no organization can lead man to spirituality.

I just hate digital. Looks ugly. Even if you were to shoot this anamorphic, which looks great, I just don't like it, it feels like video.

Religion becomes a hollow shell of its former self when ritual remains and thoughtful reflection disappears.

The physical environment of L.A. is really beautiful. It's actually kinda fun, too, if you're working. It's just not really fun if you're not working and you don't know anybody.

I still put punctuation in my texts. If it's an 'I', I make sure it's a capital.