A lady getting a missing belt back from the cleaner couldn't have been more surprised and pleased.

Bulldogs have been known to fall on their swords when confronted by my superior tenacity.

The people who say you are not facing reality actually mean that you are not facing their idea of reality

What I know about money, I learned the hard way – by having had it.

Identity is not found, the way Pharaoh's daughter found Moses in the bulrushes. Identity is built.

The important thing about human beings is not what they do, but why they do it.

In some circumstances, the refusal to be defeated is a refusal to be educated.

Every time I think I've touched bottom as far as boredom is concerned, new vistas of ennui open up.

The great disadvantage of being in a rat race is that it is humiliating. The competitors in a rat race are by definition rodents.

The English never smash in a face. They merely refrain from asking it to dinner.

He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own.

The hours wear on, while the surreal atmosphere of the asylum does not wear off.

Power and love can break the most stubborn resistence

A man and a woman marry because both of them don't know what to do with themselves.

Everyone is a philosopher. Not everyone is good at it.

Asking a question is the simplest way of focusing thinking...asking the right question may be the most important part of thinking.

I've worked with very few that I considered unpleasant. Dennis the Menace was a joy to work on.

Some clergymen make a motto, instead of a theme, of their texts.

One breath at a time. One day at a time. Wake up, and be shredded. Cry for a while. Then stop crying and go about your day. You're not okay, but you're alive, and you will be okay, someday.

Men turn to formal wear when they want a new job or when they think their current one is in danger. They try to present themselves as powerful and successful.

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.