A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman.

Ragtime was a fanfare for the 20th century.

Camouflage is a game we all like to play, but our secrets are as surely revealed by what we want to seem to be as by what we want to conceal.

Camouflage is a game we all like to play

No author dislikes to be edited as much as he dislikes not to be published.

It is always well to accept your own shortcomings with candor but to regard those of your friends with polite incredulity.

The true snob never rests; there is always a higher goal to attain, and there are, by the same token, always more and more people to look down upon.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Tennis is an addiction that once it has truly hooked a man will not let him go.

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.

Ignorance is a place where innocence is not always a virtue.

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions they pass no criticisms.

Plan your work for today and every day, then work your plan.

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.

A bright eye indicates curiosity; a black eye, too much.

No one but me can save myself though its too late, death greets me warm, now i will just say goodbye.

I'm not making a problem out of a personal question; I make of a personal question an absence of a problem.

I will not hide my tastes or aversions. If you are true, but not in the same truth with me, cleave to your companions; I will seek my own.

After the Rodgers and Hammerstein revolution, songs became part of the story, as opposed to just entertainments in between comedy scenes.

What loss is there in dignity, what worry is there of failure?