A lake cannot remain stormy for a long time

Darling, in this family we don't call anyone a novelist who has not written more books than Jane Austen.

When you write a story you're telling yourself the story. When you rewrite your main job is taking out all the things that are NOT the story.

All my shoes somehow magically disappeared. But I'm not concerned. They'll show up sometime - even when you least expect it.

Happiness is something that multiplies when it is divided.

Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to.

My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me.

I'm not a 25-interception quarterback, I know that.

I really should have fell but I stood

I've always believed that service to others is rent we pay for our time on this planet.

Beware of geeks bearing formulas.