A laugh a day does you more good than an apple – read a humours book ...

When they're talking about me they're letting someone else rest.

Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well.

But vegetarians can eat this...Because intestines aren't even meat, Liz. They're just sh$*.

I really like nice forearms - nice strong hands and forearms. I love that because then they can wear a watch really well.

General de Gaulle was a thoroughly bad boy. The day he arrived, he thought he was Joan of Arc and the following day he insisted that he was Georges Clemenceau.

Learning is not doing; it is reflecting on doing.

You deserved to be loved. And I hope you get to marry for love and not a number.

I like to make sure that I'm believable. If I don't believe me, then there's a lot of people that don't believe me, but if I can believe that I'm doing it, then I know the audience will, too.

Now thyself is more important than “Know thyself.

The only reason I'm in fashion is to destroy the word conformity.