A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

I am living while I am living.

If you're going to make the past your present, be prepared for a lifetime of dust ...

The past only has power over you when it's forgotten... ignored or repressed.

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

We are a kind of posterity in respect to them.

Nothing changes what alreaday happened. It will always have happened. You either let it break you down or you don't.

To get to this place of a warrior’s courage, we must give up the stories that have ruled our lives and shatter the self-image we created to affirm our story.

The great thing about fashion is that it always looks forward.

If we don't love ourselves, tell me, how can we love somebody else?

There are no black holes - in the sense of regimes from which light can't escape to infinity. There are however apparent horizons which persist for a period of time.