A learned woman is thought to be a comet that bodes mischief whenever it appears.

To ask too much is the way to be denied all.

Let no Body be afrighted, because so many things are to be learnt, when the learning of them will be so pleasant; how profitable I need not tell you.

These men of Law and their confederates ... the caterpillars of this Kingdom, who with their uncontrolled exactions and extortions, eat up the free-born people of this Nation.

... a little philosophy carries a man from God, but a great deal brings him back again.

Secure tomorrow today by sowing good seeds today and by watering them with faith and love to others.

The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.

I liked Nixon fine, but Nixon was not a partier

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.

Truthfulness is godliness.

No matter where we begin, if we pursue knowledge diligently and honestly, our quest will inevitably lead us from the things of the earth to the things of heaven.

Since the printing press came into being, poetry has ceased to be the delight of the whole community of man; it has become the amusement and delight of the few.

I'm not a neat freak. I don't mind things being messy but I mind them being dirty. I just can't relax in a dirty environment. I like things organized.

‎‎‎‎Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity.

Comedy was something I picked up trying to perfect my art through spoken word. I got on YouTube just to show off my poetry, and then people thought I was funny, so I ran with it.