A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

When your footsteps and thoughts carry you down the same path your heart and soul are directing you, you will know without a doubt that you are headed in the right direction.

I've always been inspired by artists who have shown musical and intellectual curiosity and the courage to take risks.

Then all this became history. Your hand found mine. Life rushed to my fingers like a blood clot. Oh, my carpenter, the fingers are rebuilt. They dance with yours.

It's always difficult when someone close to you passes away. But it's really tough when they're on top of you.

I read and I read; and I was like a medieval king, I had fallen in love with the picture long before I saw the reality.

The time is probably near when a new system of architectural laws will be developed, adapted entirely to metallic construction.

Sweetheart, all men are animals. Feed us, pet us, and use a firm hand, and we'll worship at your feet.

When I'm president of the United States, we're going to have a VA that cares more about our veterans than about the bureaucrats who work at the VA.

"President Monson, I may never see the Prophet. I may never hear the Prophet. But President, far better, now that I am a member of this Church, I can obey the Prophet."

I don't fight anybody anytime or anywhere.