A lesser moustache, under the impact of that quick, agonised expulsion of breath, would have worked loose at the roots.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

Impatient men are generous ones. Or haven't you learned that by now?

Every concept should have a beginning, middle and end.

I just think it’s amazing that a person could lose everything, chasing nothing.

I got my bearings, I began to focus. My mother was very supportive. When I came back to New York I landed a job at Hot 97.

Life is fairer when individuals are free to make their own decisions

Chiropractic solved my neck and shoulder pains; it put me back on my feet. I think chiropractic is great!

Men ever follow willingly a daring leader: most willingly of all, in great emergencies.

What miracle is God fashioning out of this misfortune?

What I don't like are arrogant people. We're all equal. I don't like it when a person assumes to be better.

Lethargy is the forerunner of death to the public liberty.