A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.

If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.

Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead.

You can't kill ideas. But you can sure shoot the people who hold them

My last fear, the fear of God, died with my faith.

One of the biggest lies in the world is that crime doesn't pay. Of course, crime pays.

The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.

Once you start a war, you have to win.

If you're not a target, you're a failure.

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.

Need to get to Ruislip by sparrow-fart though', said the squadron leader. 'Think you can do that? Can I come along for the ride?

She felt like something had shifted between them but wasn't sure what.

Dragons and legends...It would have been difficult for any man not to want to fight beside a dragon.

I never go see live comedy shows because I just sit in the audience thinking, "Here's what I would say. Here's what I would do if I got up there." It drives me crazy.

You won't catch Liberal Democrats describing trade unionists as wreckers.

The people must fight for their laws as for their walls.

Doctrine does matter. But one must ever be reminded that to be right on doctrine does not mean one is right with the Lord.

It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching “SVU.” It’s funny. And it’s always the reruns.

Christians are simply pilgrims who acknowledge their lostness and their desire for help in finding the way.

Words are not as satisfactory as we should like them to be, but, like our neighbours, we have got to live with them and must make the best and not the worst of them.