A life without a dog is a mistake.

One-half of life is luck; the other half is discipline - and that's the important half, for without discipline you wouldn't know what to do with luck.

Tact is the great ability to see other people as they think you see them.

I know what I know and what I don't know... I will find out.

It seems to me that wherever religion and politics mix in one body, fascist values - and not 'family values' - rear their ugly head.

Create a massive drawing of what God has promised you.

Love is such an objective thing. I mean, I can say I love my family, or I love my Diet Coke. So I guess, in different ways, yeah, I do believe in love.

I am so glad my wife tolerates me. And we have three wonderful sons.

Fermentation equals civilization.

If we didn't have to stand against temptation, we'd never know our own spiritual strength.

This error of free will is a special doctrine of the Antichrist.

But I think Barry Sonnenfeld let his ego go out of control. He told me in a meeting that he had to do something to make it his film.