A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.

No soul sin beyond recovery.

The mind confines our outlooks to a mere bundles of desires, pleasures, prejudices, and fears to safeguard the body it inhabits.

Every time I feel depressed or frustrated, I just have to drive on the highway during rush hours, then I feel very grateful I don't have to do this everyday.

I lost my parents when I was fairly young.

Place and the scale of space must be measured against our bodies and their capabilities.

In the first woman we love, we love everything. Growing older, we love the woman only.

Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.

That's going to be the biggest problem, to make people feel like it's cool for them to like my music.

I chose to not wear a wire and tape people. I chose to not get immunity until - were accepted, whatever - until the independent counsel's office was comfortable with what I said was the truth.

When you take on different roles and become a different person, that's called acting ... It's a challenge.