A little glitter can turn your whole day around.

Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except, I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all.

I don't really believe in pretending to be happy when you're not. Mostly I believe that you should burden your friends with your problems.

Even though sometimes you can control your anger, you can't control your sadness.

I was a good kid, but I was just very chatty. Teachers were rarely entertained, but occasionally a child was, which was enough for me. Everything was so urgent. I needed to say it immediately.

I'm not actually sure I'm grown-up enough for grown-up books.

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

Can't we be friends?' I hate your guts, Frankovitch' Can't our guts be friends?

I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.

I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron.

A stick or a stone only stings for a minute. A name seems to hurt forever.

My grandmother's last act on earth was a call for forgiveness, love, and tolerance.

Life's too short to say no when love shows up at your door.

It was five years since I'd won a race, so I was a bit bewildered.

A person is no more & no less than the Story of his Passions & Deeds.

A lot of people measure a man by what he's got. I've decided to measure myself by what I can give up.

The Mesh difference is that with GPS-enabled mobile Web devices and social networks, physical goods are now easily located in space and time.

There's truth even in tainted knowledge, if one reads carefully.

I pride myself on finding balance. I love making music and I love raising my boys - I find time to make both a priority.

Pedants, who have the least knowledge to be proud of, are impelled most by vanity.