A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Better guilt than the terrible burden of freedom and responsibility.

The fire spread from the small cinder then the flames will become strong

For so many centuries, the exchange of gifts has held us together. It has made it possible to bridge the abyss where language struggles.

I kiss the soil as if I placed a kiss on the hands of a mother, for the homeland is our earthly mother. I consider it my duty to be with my compatriots in this sublime and difficult moment.

the high cost of living isnt so bad if you dont have to pay for it

An enlightened master is a perpetual source of the cosmic light because his mind is always merged with nirvana.

At the end of the day, don't forget that you're a person.

The rarest attainment is to grow old happily and gracefully.

Fly with me, touch the face of the true God. And then cry with joy at the depth of my love.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.