A little holiday spirit lives forever in everyone. Test your own holiday spirit. Give away all of it you can. You'll see, it comes right back to you.

We enjoy talking about music, politics, and subjugation. —Kinky Friedman to Night Rider on KOKE-FM

Give little people a little power, and it goes straight to their ugly, little heads. -Foot talks about authority

…have you always been a jackass or is that something you’ve just recently acquired at the ‘I Want to be a Junior Jackass’ store? -Weasel to Army Lieutenant

Why would a comediotic guy like Buzz Aldrin worry about who said what first? He was on the %$#@!+-oon!

Time was unending when charmed, captivated, even delighted by the mystical motion of the ocean!

Seasickness in itself is not contagious, but I’m pretty sure that puking is extremely contagious.

If you run, you better be faster than my gun. -Weasel to illegal aliens

I can stomach just about anything… After all, I can deal with politicians… I don’t have any problem not puking on them! —Debra Wright, KNUT Reporter

Maslow was right... Insecurity is main source of ego and aggression... Achievements and success leads to humbleness... It takes a lifetime... to understand nothing matters..

Reading had always been, through bad, boring, or better times, his best connection to humans.

It is unwise to make something permanent when the whole world is shifting.

My angels are jellyfish, electric, nearly invisible, armed with poisoned harpoons.My archangels are yellow tang.They feed on sunlight.They speak through color.Anything in their paths turns blind.

Materialism has never been so ominous as now in North America, as management takes over.

I see how 14-year old girls react to me and I think I'm a good role model. Rockstar maybe not, but I'm willing to play with it for a little while, until my hair gets gray.

I've always wanted to write a novel. It's overwhelming and daunting, and it's one of those things that every writer fantasizes about doing.

Cent percent swadeshi gives sufficient scope for the most insatiable ambition for service and a satisfaction of every kind of talent.

Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten centuries hence- stuffed and in a museum.

The Parent Trap gave my career another boost, starring in family comedies.