A living skeleton isn't enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days?

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies.

Right, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it, and what we need to get to get what we need.

What would killing the Elders result in?" "Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?

China is the same age as I am, and even I have to admit that she wears it better!" He laughed, then stopped and peered at her. "Because I'm a skeleton" he explained.

Cheer up everyone, " he said, a new brightness to his voice. "Since we’re all going to die horribly anyway, what’s there to be worried about?

Tides do what tides do–they turn.

Doesn't sunlight kill them? Doesn't it turn them to dust, or make them burst into flames or something?""Nope. Vampires tan, just like you and me. Well, just like you. I tend to bleach.

Like a caring motherholding and guarding the lifeof her only child, so with a boundless heartof lovingkindness, hold yourself and all beingsas your beloved children.

It is an ancient need to be told stories. But the story needs a great storyteller. Thanks for all of it, Jo.

A moment of patience in a moment of anger prevents a thousand moments of regret.

REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.

I ran into Woody Allen shooting a movie on my block. I can't believe this is my life!

Oh teacher, I need you like a little child, you got something in you to drive a school boy wild.

We take our bearings, daily, from others. To be sane is, to a great extent, to be sociable.

The biggest risk a person can take is to do nothing.

On some deep cosmic level, we are all one, and within us we each contain the potential for good and for destruction, for compassion and hate, for generosity and greed.

I've never been afraid of big moments. I get butterflies.. I get nervous and anxious, but I think those are all good signs that I'm ready for the moment.