A loafer always has the correct time.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Getting there, that's what's important even if you can't get back.

Zombies don't bother me, sir, " Faith said, dimpling cutely. "They're insane, hungry, angry animals. They won't kill me from professional courtesy, sir.

I believe that discipline and self-love are the total secrets to freedom.

We are sufficient to do everything possible to heal this Earth.

But you know what? When I die, everybody is invited to come take a selfie at my funeral. Except for my enemies. They're not invited to the funeral, period.

I make movies based on gut.

I think I am a pretty good sister.

Indeed, we learn far more from our mistakes than our successes.

A man is known by the company his mind keeps.

When you go into something where you can really trust that everyone has thought about it, more than you have even, then that's like a gift.