A long time ago, I gave up trying to understand how other people think.

The structure of a 'writing schedule' is only there as a frame. You provide the image, the emotion, and the sentiment in your own time.

Inside each one of us is a rebel just waiting to be freed. That rebel is the real “You.

Take the Positive, and run! Run from the negative!

My spirit is simply rekindled with each one of your words.

The weatherman/woman definitely has SuperPowers.

Raising children is like baking cookies at high altitudes. The recipe doesn’t work. You must open the oven door and keep checking on the cookies.

Eat and sleep well. Be Positive and get rid of the Negative in Your Life.

Just Keeping You 'In the Know.

Create you own singleness, your own loneliness, and know that you know this is exactly what you are doing. And feel damn right about it.

Writing a book isn't just about 'writing a book.' Unfortunately, it's about selling it, and getting it out to the masses.

Men are scumbags until they prove they're women.

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery.

Stand true to your calling to be a man. Real women will always be relieved and grateful when men are willing to be men

I'm one of those people who has always been a bridesmaid.

The scariest part of forever is that nothing is.

Here is true immorality: ignorance and stupidity; the devil is nothing but this. His name is Legion.

the power of radio is not that it speaks to millions, but that it speaks intimately and privately to each one of those millions.

Be careful. Everything you say, every single day, may be recorded in your students’ hearts forever.

I was exceedingly delighted with the waltz, and also with the polka. These differ in name, but there the difference ceases

If you don't want anyone to know anything about you, don't write anything.