A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

Leadership means welcoming the truth, that there might be a more skilled one than you.

Unjustified ambition kills value, Kills someone else's desire to fly, Cuts their wings, sucks their air.If there is nothing else, it eats its own life.

Over time, loneliness gets inside you and doesn't go away.

I'm sorry.' The two most inadequate words in the English language.

On an independent film, you really learn about pace. You have so little time to do things, that you really have to know your scenes.

Just put on the lens and go.

when michael jackson died i wonder if his life flashed before him and if it did, i wonder if he thought 'who's that little black kid singing my songs?!'

A dog, however nice he is, and sweet-tempered, doesn't have much of a range of options. A human being does.

I have been maturing as a teacher. New experiences bring new sensitivities and flexibility.

We have passed the time of ... the laisser-faire [sic] school which believes that the government ought to do nothing but run a police force.