A lot of black-and-white films generally have a color version that will be used for TV.

Defining yourself by your taste is easier than defining yourself by any genuine stance on something.

As a kid, I thought of myself as a funny person who secretly wanted to be serious, but now I think maybe I'm a serious person who secretly wants to be funny.

When you find yourself on the Internet when you're supposed to be writing, you've already lost. It's even beyond procrastination when you end up on the Internet.

A film set becomes its own family anyway, and all family dynamics come out during a shoot. The trick is hiring people who know how to handle that.

We expect forty-year-olds to have grown up at some point, and to be engaged and adult and take responsibility, and doing nothing would seem to go against that.

I feel a real connection to Brooklyn, certainly, because I spent 20 years of my life there, but I don't think of myself as a Brooklyn artist any more than I think of myself as a male artist.

Peter Bogdanovich is a good friend.

It's kind of major, learning to drive. I feel like it kicked up other stuff in my life.

Being funny, in some ways, is about being connected to psychology.

I always viewed life as material for a movie.

Do not lose heart.

A bird that fears turbulence will never know how high it can fly.

As long as there's pasta and Chinese food in the world, I'm okay.

To me, the quarterback position is about getting your team out of bad things and into good ones.

Comics are not a genre, but a developing language.

We're going to make America safe again. We're going to make America great again, but we're going to make America safe again.

God giving man life and taking it away is not nearly so bad as God taking away childhood and giving him life.

Nothing makes me happier than writing a song that I think is good or that I want to play. Writing songs helps me.

The woman of tomorrow will be efficacious, seductive and without contest superior to man. It is for this woman that I conceive my designs.

Anyone who has had the experience of going through American security checks knows the purpose of these checks is not to make you safer; it's just to annoy you.