A lot of improvisation ends up being about just thinking outside of the box in the scene. It's not improvisation as much as it is quickness or making it real.

Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want.

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.

Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I'm learning as I go.

It's the journey, not the destination. I truly believe that.

I always took pictures, but about five or six years ago, I started taking more behind the scenes at SNL, and now I have some 60,000 photos sitting on my laptop.

It's fun to play the type of people you dislike.

I am now The Establishment. There's nothing I can do about it.

I'd love to do a drama.

People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

A corporation is a living organism; it has to continue to shed its skin. Methods have to change. Focus has to change. Values have to change. The sum total of those changes is transformation.

He folded his fear into a perfect rose. He held it out in the palm of his hand. She took it from him and put it in her hair.

It isn't important what you do, it is the attitude with which you proceed through the world that matters.

My constant prayer, my number one foreign goal, is to bring peace to Israel. And in the process to Israel's neighbours.

I'm not big on looking up myself. I don't get Google alerts, and I don't look on blogs.

It is a general truism of this world that anything long divided will surely unite, and anything long united will surely divide.

We went to the moon to have fun, but the moon turned out to completely suck.

Plan. Yes. Good idea. I should come up with a plan.

While some men see ordinary happenings, others see divine light and guidance.