A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

He that leaveth nothing to Chance will do few things ill but he will do very few things.

Writing a novel is a terrible experience, during which the hair often falls out and the teeth decay.

As a gymnast, you always wear spandex. Being a teenager wearing spandex? It was tough accepting how my body looked, especially if there was any weight gain.

Hip-hop is a complex music and culture that has been reduced to a one-dimensional critique. Hip-hop's messages aren't all bad. Neither are they all good.

I'm not going to hide the fact that I am a happy person.

Until we question our stressful thoughts, we remain victims of the images in our head.

I just love the world around me and wanted my audience to love and appreciate it too.

Last night, I had that dream again. I dreamt I had to take a test, in a Dairy Queen, on another planet.

Very good in the Back to the Future movies, but was born to play Caroline in the City.

Despite the boredom of the infinity, we want life not shorter than the eternity!