A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.

There's no doubt that motherhood is the best thing in my life. It's all that really matters.

When David Arquette and I got engaged we started therapy together. I'd heard that the first year of marriage is the hardest, so we decided to work through all that stuff early.

I guess Pumas are in their 30s. Cougars in their 40s Jaguars are 50s, and Sabretooths go into the 60s, right?

One trick I swear by: I pour a little neroli or lavender oil onto a hot towel and use it to wipe off my makeup. It opens up my pores, and then my face cream sinks in better.

I feel weird if I can't move my face, and that one time I overdid it, I felt trapped in my own skin.

What makes things exciting in life is to overcome your challenges and get creative and think outside of the box.

Always a godmother, never a mother. That sucks. I've got to get me one of those little accessories.

I just am a snob when it comes to humor.

I only have to do three things to look halfway decent. Curl my eyelashes, fill in my eyebrows and put some lipstick on.

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future.

Even through her coat, he could feel the curve of her arm, making him aware of their differences. Man and woman. Hard and soft.

Your perception plays tricks when you are hoping for something.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

God hath prepared a little coronet or special reward (extraordinary and beside the great crown of all faithful souls) for those who have not defiled themselves with women.

Asking me why I did or didn't do anything is generally pointless. How do I know? And asking me what I'll do in the future is even less rewarding.

You can only give away what you have ... If you have love, you can give it. If you don't have it, you don't have it to give.

In southern Spain, they made me eat a bull's testicles. They were really garlicky, which I don't like. I prefer to take a bull by the horns, not by, um...

I'm a sponge. I'm obsessed with comedy. I'm obsessed with the idea that you can make somebody laugh, and I love to be around people who can make other people laugh.

You should show encouragement whenever you can. People try harder when they know that someone cares about them.

George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy.