A lot of people bring it to me at conventions. At first I was going, "I can't sign that. That's not me." And now I just say, "Eh, whatever."

Since I always go to work as Elvira, maybe a giant version of a cat. A black cat. I love cats and I think Elvira would look really good sitting on one.

If I retire doing the character, I don't think the character has to retire. There will still be caricatures of Elvira. You know, Dracula still works, and he's dead.

I love the old movies from my past, when I was growing up. I just have a special place in my heart for them. They kind of feel like comfort food to me, so watching them is just cozy and warm.

Horror, for me, has to involve some sort of fantasy. Horror is something that is in your dreams or your nightmares.

When I was into The Beatles, I cut my hair into a Beatle haircut, which looked so ridiculously stupid with my little cat-eye glasses that I wore.

Actually, when I was little I even dreamed about riding a black cat.

If ever there was a holiday that deserves to be commercialized, it's Halloween. We haven't taken it away from kids. We've just expanded it so that the kid in adults can enjoy it, too.

I knew I would grow up and wear a costume one day, and that's exactly what happened.

I've probably said a million times in my life something about, "All those people are just lemmings. They'd follow each other off a cliff." Well, no such thing.

I ended up spending some time with Jimi Hendrix and hanging out with him, and that was beyond awesome.

Love is the ultimate power. Never forget to use it to win over your enemies.

I could have been 23 next July I gambled on what mattered most, the dice were cast. I lost.

My religion makes no sense and does not help me therefore I pursue it.

I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.

Razib Khan Hired And Fired By The New York Times, Both On The Same Day!

The seeking of the kingdom of God is the chief business of the Christian life

I sit down religiously every morning, I sit down for eight hours every day - and the sitting down is all.

Young writers shouldn't be afraid of striving to emulate their favorites. It's a good way to learn, as long as you move on from it and don't publish too many of the results.

The more killing and homicides you have, the more havoc it prevents.

Undertake something that is difficult; it will do you good. Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.