A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

Perhaps. But it is childish to think of what might have been.

Do you wrestle with dreams? Do you contend with shadows? Do you move in a kind of sleep? Time has slipped away. Your life is stolen. You tarried with trifles, Victim of your folly.

Great and good are seldom the same man.

Let it be borne on the flag under which we rally in every exigency, that we have one country, one constitution, one destiny.

I didn't -- I swear I didn't -- get into politics to feather my nest or feather my friends' nests.

Mothers and unmarried women and married women, they're all welcomed in the Trump White House, and he's made that very clear to me.

Banks lend by creating credit. They create the means of payment out of nothing.

I always forgive, but I never forget.

The best thing about being on tour is meeting the fans.

A line is a fuse that's lit. The line smolders, the rhyme explodes— and by a stanza a city is blown to bits.