A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

The spirit of determination is the soul set on fire.

Children are lovable and adorable.

She was damaged because she had no one, and he was damaged because neither did he.

Youth culture now really looks back and embraces the past, but keeps it contemporary but not sticking to one particular style.

That is the artistic task: To choose the best from these solutions.

I loved cowboy movies when I was a kid. When I was five years old, I was already wearing a cowboy hat and suit. When I grew up, I knew John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Kirk Douglas and so on.

I was raised Catholic. I didn't appreciate the guilt and sin part of it.

It is very difficult to get up resentment towards persons whom one has never seen.

You have to have the capacity and the ability to take what people did, and how they did it, and forgive them and move on.

In Hollywood, you grow up quick.