A lot of people my age are dead and you could look it up.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

When it comes to life the critical thing is whether you take things for granted or take them with gratitude.

Scary discovery of the day: Most people who RT @yokoono's tweets do so without irony.

I swear he's just so freaking smoldering, you have to see him." She shakes her head, annoyed that I can't join in on the fun. "He's like combustible!

Always have old memories, and young hopes.

If a good man thrive, all thrive with him.

Motives reveal why we do what we do, which is actually more important to God than what we're doing.

We develop our character muscles by overcoming challenges and obstacles.

In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

There's a certain delusional quality that all successful people have to have.