A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.

Oh, the weather outside is weather.

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything.

Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor.

I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that.

We all have different sides of our personalities, so I'd love to play some more different parts too.

There's something great about the idea of working the land and living communally. That's healthy. That's good.

I don't really think in terms of genre, I think in terms of story and character.

So, go. Travel far. Travel courageously. Travel young.

Everyone makes mistakes. If everyone fell into the sand after making a mistake we would never get anywhere. We'd all be washed away in the sea, lost forever. Do you understand?

Greed has driven the world crazy. And I think I'm lucky that I have a place over here that I can call home.

Thousands upon thousands of persons have studied disease. Almost no one has studied health.

Who said I can't wear my Converse With my dress, well baby That's just me!

Pain doesn't listen to reason, it has it's own reason, which is not reasonable

Man shapes himself through decisions that shape his environment.

Anyone that's ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never never gets done as soon as you wish it would.

Acting is easier than skating in ia way and harder in other aspects. In skating, you get one chance, and with acting you get to do it over and over.

The reason that 'guru' is such a popular word is because 'charlatan' is so hard to spell.