A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

Let us make sure that future generation writes our biography.

We better know there is a fire whence we see much smoke rising than we could know it by one or two witnesses swearing to it. The witnesses may commit perjury, but the smoke cannot.

You are happiest when you are most humble. You are most miserable when you are egotistical.

We cannot control what others do to us, but through God we can control the way we respond to them.

I also want to announce that I'm changing my name. I haven't told anyone. You get the scoop.

All I need are chocolates, credit card, and stilettos.

Sometimes, a wife must do what her husband cannot.

I like movies that leave things in the hands of the audience.

One should always be happy, irrespective of what you achieve in a match or in life. That's how I live my life.

Nobody could have imagined the phenomenon that 'Star Trek' became. It's still almost impossible to imagine.