A lot of rap songs don't usually have a lot of melody per se.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

All the world seemed suddenly dream, for in what waking world would a prince deceive his own people for the benefit of a slave? ~ Ayden

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.

I do speak Mandarin, and I also relate to the hunger that China has for culture and architecture and style.

Now, God be praised, that to believing souls gives light in darkness, comfort in despair.

Only with winter-patience can we bring the deep-desired, long-awaited Spring.

The verb 'highly favored' (Luke 1:28) is the same as 'made us accepted' in Ephesians 1:6, referring to all of God's children. All true believers have been 'highly graced' by the Lord.

I ain't askin' nobody for nuttin' if I cain't get it on my own.

We did discuss the wall [with Enrique Pena]. We didn't discuss payment of the wall. That'll be for a later date. A lot of the things I said are very strong, but we have to be strong.

Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!

Believe me, the reward is not so great without the struggle.