A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Listen to the whisper of nature and sing along with love.

If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion.

What will you and I give for Christmas this year? Let us in our lives give to our Lord and Savior the gift of gratitude by living His teachings and following in His footsteps.

3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is an unfortunate mistake of the devil. But if it repents, it will be saved!

I avoid social networks and I try to live a very normal, simple life. I love spending time and hang out with my friends any time I can. I like a very simple life.

Poetry can keep life itself alive. You can endure almost anything as long as you can sing about it.

Love yourself and realize that whatever you attempt to achieve in Life is a direct reflection of you.

I just can't sleep tonight knowing that things ain't right.

There is nothing quite so delightfully mysterious as a secret in your own backyard.

One of the author's most ancient roles is to call the community to account for its hypocrisies and bad faith.