A lot of the teachings really kind of keep me grounded.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

Beautiful beginnings are often born from ugly endings.

When the vision fill yours mind and passio hits your gut, the need to write it down cannot be stifled.

The Son of Man has authority over whatever has you paralyzed. Get up and walk.

The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

People do not see that the main question is not : "Am I loved?" which is to a large extent the question : "Am I approved of? Am I protected? Am I admired?" The main question is: "Can I love?

If you like your brother and he's prospering, you'll be pleased for him.

In defeating terror, Israel's cause is our cause.

Every name is real. That's the nature of names.

One needs only to get old to become milder; I don't see anyone make a mistake I hadn't also made.