A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

The 'commandment' of love is only possible because it is more than a requirement. Love can be 'commanded' because it has first been given.

. . . chasing after words like trying to grab the tails of comets.

It hurt her to stir up these feelings, but yet she knew that that was the best part of her soul, and that that part of her soul would quickly be smothered in the life she was leading.

The religions of the world are luminous in their individuality, and they have valuable social and soulmaking functions. Surely someday we will quit killing each other over their different strategies.

When you're not winning it's about how you're not getting it done.

Gold's was the first bodybuilding gym made for bodybuilders.

Why would you try to kill this guy, Kevin? He's a genius. Nuts to your truce.

Adversity will surface in every life. How we meet it makes the difference.

I definitely like to be natural and more relaxed and not wear a lot of makeup.

Idolatry is huge in the Bible, dominant in our personal lives, and irrelevant in our mistaken estimations