A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself.

I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!

I always think that I'm the best thing in a lot of bad movies. Personally, I have to. I think that I like me as an actor.

You may not have faith in my friend fate, But my friend fate has faith in you.

I like doing family films.

Nothing would make my kids happier than to do another movie.

Charlie Brown's good. I always had a little crush on that Lucy. I thought she was kind of a hot little brunette.

Character actors are becoming a thing of the past. They're just going by the wayside. They're just cutting through that caliber of acting.

When you're making an independent film what you don't have in time and money you have to make up with creativity and diligence.

I don't go to parties. I don't go to clubs. My friends and I don't go drinking, we play D&D. I'm still a weird entity in the world.

I think everyone is given drama, by virtue of the fact that we all have drama in our lives, but not everyone can make people laugh.

A sequence of random events isn't really random at all. It's just made to look that way so it will ensnare the unwary.

The key to greatness is knowing when to take the hand that has been offered.

...you can make little choices that can change the world to be a better, happier, lovelier place every day

My mum always told me, 'Have something to fall back on' and I never really listened.

I think it does, a little, hurt to be photographed.

Beware of spitting against the wind!

Anybody can change, but they have to want to change.

I'd let my golden chances pass me by.

Those who determine not to put self to death will never see the will of God fulfilled in their lives.

The wiser you get, the more experience you have, and the more you see people for who they are as human beings, as opposed to figures you have to fight against.