A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

Faith is a question of eyesight

I die a Queen, but I would rather die the wife of Culpepper

and then I couldn't wait anymore, and my hand was on the back of her head, and then her lips on mine, the cold air gone and replaced with the warmth of her mouth, soft and sweet and hash-brown-tastic

Desperation is the best innovator

The soul should always stand ajar ready to welcome the ecstatic experience.

You can’t let the apocalypse rule your life.

This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it.

If you're with someone who enjoys having people play hard to get, maybe that's the way you're supposed to do it then.

Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.

Here's the thing, for me at least: this is a huge genre now. It wasn't always so. Not so many years ago, it wasn't so. There is a tremendous diversity in fantasy today.