A lot of times people will say, 'Well, gosh, you're really good; you should try acting!' And I say, 'Come on! I'm thesping my little guts out over here.'

I really have been blessed and fortunate to have accomplished what I have. I hope to do this for a long time. It's such an enjoyable job. I love to do it.

Bonkers doesn't go by the book-he doesn't even know there is a book.

I argue with myself, get mad at myself, throw myself around the room and then apologize to myself.

Mr. Bumpy from Bump in the Night was this funky little guy who lived under the bed and thought eating dust bunnies was a delicacy. He was as cool as he could be, and ate dirty socks.

I remember as a kid watching TV and seeing Mel Blanc doing his voices and Paul Winchell doing his ventriloquism and thinking, 'Those guys are having a good time. I want to do that.'

Don Karnage-he's one of my all-time favorites. He's so brash and so bold and so arrogant-and he just doesn't know what he's doing.

Darkwing Duck and Don Karnage are the most fun to do, because they're both probably the closest to me - I kinda improvise a lot of them, kinda ad lib.

Sometimes at drive-thrus I go into Winnie the Pooh and ask for a jar of honey.

I get to be one of the torch-bearers for a new generation.

Sometimes I'll have a brief window of mini-fame thanks to 'Access Hollywood.' But it only lasts a couple of days, and then no one recognizes me anymore.

I bruise easily and sometimes I can’t stop bleeding.

We want to be special for being important. But, sometimes... We become important for being special.

Repeat one word of what I just said and I'll cheerfully beat you to death, Mike.

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

There is happiness in the love of labor, there is misery in the love of gain.

I don't even do anything super crazy when it comes to eating. The most I would ever do is eat some kind of sushi raw. I keep it real light when it comes to food.

I had never really thought of myself as a writer; any writing I had done was just to give myself something to draw.

Often our self-esteem is bruised by criticism.

Maybe being oneself is always an acquired taste.

. . . [A]s a rule, the most learned persons do not produce the greatest results. We see that only too often.