A lot of times what's satisfying to me in comedy is when a woman successfully does self-care.

There are so many different stories. You can choose to tell them, or not, but they certainly have the right to exist

Don't be snarky, but don't be saccharine. Don't pander, but don't shut people out. Go straight down the line with the performance.

I'd like to be in a tiny indie where I'm lost at sea.

I just want to work hard. I love that feeling.

I always just wanted to be a movie actress, like Lily Tomlin or Ruth Gordon. I just imagined myself being in a movie, wearing stylish women's clothing the way I saw Amy Irving wearing it.

Sometimes you watch comedians and feel like they're jerking off in front of you, but they want you to see how big it is.

I tend to be a bit of a workaholic, but I also can't function without some sort of domesticity as well.

I think my comedic style is at once bashful and explosive. It's a little bit perverted, and a little bit ladylike and old-fashioned, which is a great mix. Sort of tangy.

I'm competitive and I have a messy purse, but otherwise, I like people to think I'm a winner.

I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas.

Look around you, something is behind you. find it whether it's me or your Shadow

The world my children are growing up in is so much more sophisticated and exposed - emotionally, intellectually, sexually.

This morning when I left Mom's parting words were, "Come straight home after school." Wow! Like I'm going to get stoned at 3:30—it doesn't sound so bad at that.

When people are not in the moment, they're not there to know that they're not there.

My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.

It is not great, but little good-haps that make up happiness.

Our cause is just. Our union is perfect.

I'm not the kind of guy who's taking advantage of my position.

Fortune and love favour the brave. [Lat., Audentem Forsque Venusque juvant.]

If there's a God, we must see him and if there's a soul we must perceive it. Otherwise, it's better not to believe.