A lot of what the Internet is showing is that talent is more disperse than gatekeepers such as myself...

Humor is basically a cognitive process. And it's a creative process not only on the part of the cartoonist but on the part of the viewer.

There is no Algorithm for Humor

While the end-of-the-world scenario will be rife with unimaginable horrors, we believe that the pre-end period will be filled with unprecedented opportunities for profit.

Im pretty adept with computers and Photoshop for my blog, and I found my style with a conversational voice and an image-ready column.

If you have any problems at all, don't hesitate to shut up.

I do find that humor helps in relationships. It certainly helps in my marriage now because I'm a very, very fallible person. And if I wasn't funny I'd be kicked right out the door.

The digital realm give cartoons and cartoonists more possibilities for exposure.

There is humor that's just whimsy, that we smile at, but the humor that we laugh at, someone has to be - someone's dignity has to be reduced.

Each cartoon needs the right amount of wrong.

There are no cartoons about happy marriages.

I know what it's like to sleep in fear, to starve myself to be worthy, to be ashamed of my voice, to want to sleep forever. To question why I deserve to live.

Being scared doesn't move you forward~ it only holds you back

They were singing in French, but the melody was freedom and any American could understand that.

I would say I started rapping because my friends were doin it.

It is wise to turn circumstances to good account.

A lot of times in cinema today the women are overly sentimental, so I constantly try to do the opposite. I like strident women.

The flag still stands for freedom and they can't take that away.

To really understand something you've got to reduce it to its principles.

Our goal is not to ignore the problems of life, but to put ourselves in better mental and emotional states where we can not only come up with solutions, but act upon them.

A saint is someone whose life makes it easier to believe in God.