A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.

Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

If you're going through hell, keep going.

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

Naturally, one does not normally discuss plans to commit murder with the intended victim.

Permissiveness is the principle of treating children as if they were adults

Programmers are not mathematicians, no matter how much we wish and wish for it.

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

One of the things the government can't do is run anything. The only things our government runs are the post office and the railroads, and both of them are bankrupt.

I've always loved songwriting, and I vowed to be a songwriter like Cole Porter when I was only 9 years old.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

Why speak if you can't manage perfect thoughts, perfect sentences?

Things are always changing, so nothing can be yours.