A luxury liner is really just a bad play surrounded by water.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

I felt my heart warm up and become pliable in a way that I hadn't felt in far too long, and I knew in that moment that the thaw had happened because I was finally surrendering.

Your life can never be a complicated journey without you being the one complicating it.

Everyone remembers Stuart Pearce as a determined, aggressive player, who played with great heart and enthusiasm that gave him a great career in the game.

I walked away from going to church when I was 8. I didn't set foot in another church until I was 28.

I know my mother so well, so it's hard for me to remember that people have a certain image of her, but they don't really know her personality.

A lot of actors say that theater's the thing for them. And that's great, and I'm not one to speak with any authority about it because of not having done it properly. For me, movies are what I love.

The first presidential debate was down in Florida. Residents spent all day putting plywood on their televisions.

People who love our record love us even more when they hear us live?playing live is what it is all about and that is our main focus.

When you have been to the lowest part of your life, you have no choice but to sit back and just think about things. You just pay attention to so much more.

All education is self-discovery.