A malefactor who atones for making your writing nonsense by permitting the compositor to make it unintelligible.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

The man who marries a woman for her beauty will be deceived

I'm interested in things women do that aren't spoken about. Manto's stories let me breathe. They make me feel like less of a monster.

I love working fast. I don't relish the director who wants to do 25 to 30 takes, or the actors who insist on doing 25 or 30 takes.

What matters is to aid others, to have a group dream.

Religion is simply art bastardized out of all recognition.

Life is like a dice, so watch the ones you're rolling with.

As a modern woman, there are things I take for granted, and that shows up in the way I sit, the way I walk, the way I think, and what I know to be possible.

You are beginning to see that any man to whom you can do favor is your friend, and that you can do a favor to almost anyone.

Making an effort is in your hands. Giving 100% is in your hands.

How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened?