A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire women will like him.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Dogs are always going to come up short if you insist on defining them as a weird kind of cat.

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

Life often presents us with a choice of evils, rather than of goods.

Most men cry better than they speak. You get more nurture out of them by pinching than addressing them.

Even virtue followed beyond reason's rule May stamp the just man knave, the sage a fool.

For my part, I do not much believe in the predilections of boyhood.

It's no use to worry about what people think. I never do. I used to. But when I saw that they'd really rather think wrong than right I gave it up.

When ''night, Mother' opened, I did not know how long it would be before I would have another show on Broadway.

As my Lord says, my Lord's leg is not a side of beef. Thank you, my Lord, for instructing me.

Study people's success stories hard. Study their failures even harder.