A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

Every morning is a revolution against the darkness!

Every morning is bright, beautiful, and gorgeous like the sun, but we can't see it because we are blinded by day to day tasks.

Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you. I can only just see you

That which is striking and beautiful is not always good but that which is good is always beautiful.

The man who mobilizes the Christian church to pray will make the greatest contribution to world evangelization in history.

People have been talking about competition among insurers, and what they really need to be talking about is competition in the delivery of health care as well.

Dictators long ago found out it is easier to unite people in common hatred than common love.

The cat which isn't let out of the bag often becomes a skeleton in the cupboard.

For me football is more about making the right pass at the right time.

The only reason to live is to love and the only reason to love is to live.