A man can never quite understand a boy, even when he has been a boy.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

What we understand and love understands and loves us also.

In art, rebellion is consummated and perpetuated in the act of real creation, not in criticism or commentary.

A star is only as good as her last picture.

We need them. We need scientifically literate voters and taxpayers for the future.

If I'm working, I'm not D.J.'ing. And if I'm not working, I'm D.J.'ing all the time.

I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack; with other guys it rolls right off their shoulders like nothing.

Ron Paul's revolution isn't a fluke. It's the future.

When you eventually see through the veils to how things really are, you will keep saying again and again, this is certainly not like we thought it was.

Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.