A man cannot learn to be wise any more than he can learn to be handsome.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

These people will try to manipulate you, try to bring you down but remember baby girl you are a queen, own your crown.

History is the best guide to the future.

Feeding our energy appetite is top of mind for many people these days.

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There are a tremendous number of idiots who look so good. It's frightening.

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.

All right, you primitive screwheads. Listen up. I'm Harry Dresden. I'm the new Winter Knight.

When you get an idea, go and write. Don't waste it in conversation.

When your parents are Middle Eastern immigrants, you have three choices. You can become a doctor, a lawyer or an engineer.

Christmas is at our throats again.

Though the barriers of life seem formidable, we find when we challenge them that they have no will.