A man convinced against his will is not convinced.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

I’d heard you were dead.”"I heard you wear a red lace corset, ” I said matter-of-factly. “But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about.

I FELL DEEP down in there, until this bright light raised me from sleep. Coming out of a pit such as that, you think the bright light could be God or a cop on patrol.

How easy it would be just to let go, to go willingly into all that wonderful energy.

I'm a silly guy, I love wit and cynicism and sarcasm.

There's no smarter politician out there than Bill Clinton.

Macon has such a rich musical history - and the state of Georgia, as well.

If everything proceeded according to their wishes, they would not understand what it means to follow God.

Build your own pyramids, write your own hieroglyphs.

To rule by knowledge ravages the country.

when knowledge comes in at the door, fear and superstition fly out of the window.