A man doesn't have vacation problems: his boss tells him when to take them, and his wife tells him where.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Renew your mind every morning with pure thoughts.

Be a fountain of peace to find peace everywhere.

One way of keeping your dreams alive is to keep it to yourself. It can save you and protect your dreams to a greater extent.

It's hard to write a good plot, it's very hard.

Nothing excites jaded Grandmasters more than a theoretical novelty

So I am lonely, but not alone, like everybody else.

Regrets about the journey, maybe, but not the destination.

Whatever evil a man may think of women, there is no woman but thinks more.

A god who is all love, all grace, all mercy, no sovereignty, no justice, no holiness, and no wrath is an idol.

Poe was the first writer to write about main characters who were bad guys or who were mad guys, and those are some of my favorite stories.