A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

He didn't mind how he looked to other people, because the nursery magic had made him Real, and when you are Real shabbiness doesn't matter.

I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than an army of 100 lions led by a sheep

People in their handlings of affairs often fail when they are about to succeed. If one remains as careful at the end as he was at the beginning, there will be no failure.

Yeah, it's nice to look up to people, but the more you try to be somebody else, the less you are of yourself.

You've got seconds to grab your audience's attention and only minutes to keep it.

There's a bad odor about a man who's been betrayed.

Imitation is the homage mediocrity pays to greatness.

Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

I don't want to tell people where to go get all my cool stuff.

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?